I will attempt to be as truthful as possible. (That was a lie.)

So what am I going to be doing next month? I decided to make undertake a study to find out. What I found out was rather shocking.

Firstly, Man vs Wild will be on (again) next month, so I will devote one hour a week to that.

Secondly, Mythbusters will be one (again) next month, so I will devote yet another hour to that wonderment that is two guys blowing stuff up for no apparent reason other than the fact that it irks them that the said item is not being blown up.

Thirdly, I have CAS! Hooray! Actually, I have that every month, but who cares. One of the more important things I have to pretend to give a rat’s behind about is Work Experience, where I have to pretend to care that I work for someone. I can’t exactly remember who I’m working for (if you know who it is, please remind them to buy disaster insurance before I work for them), but I honestly don’t care. After all, Bill Gates didn’t do any of this crap, and he somehow managed to worm his way out of two antitrust tribunals and probably took my money after I bought… um… Shadowrun.

Ooh, and I also have piano! I’m not learning it and stuff (like, properly with a teacher) but I am good enough to play it myself. Which is, I play music of questionable quality. Ah well.

And of course, the DVR craves for my attention. I’ve been recording almost every show that’s on from Monday through Friday and I don’t have time to watch that on the weekdays, so my weekends are pretty full. And don’t even mention gaming, where I seem to have merely seconds of precious game time, so I’m probably unable to beat Peyton Manning to death in Madden.

Not that I’d do that in real life, however.

And that leaves sport. I’m not a sports person (go figure), but I like watching sport. And none of that soccer crap. Like, you know, baseball. Or the NFL. Or that ice hockey thing. Or even the CFL.

Whatever. Anyway, I’ll probably put that in pie chart form (mmm… pie). Expect first images of said pie chart in 2062.