Great. So expect to see a new Harry Potter theme park… about two years after the last novel in the series. I have refused to even acknowledge the film existed… except for now, anyway.

So, is that good? Maybe. I think that maybe we should spend more money on porn and video games rather than stupid tourist attractions that will be filled with screaming 7 year olds who go to Orlando. Rooms will be from Hogwarts, or “Hogwarts”. This is probably to show devout Catholics that the novel isn’t actually real, and there’s nothing to be afraid of. Then again, they’re probably waiting for a Left Behind theme park. Let them.

I think that Harry Potter is obviously too popular… still. Why? Hell, I don’t know. Probably because the movies aren’t over yet so I guess you couldn’t say that Harry Potter is completely over. But still. There are much better books out there and I don’t think people will go to a theme park just about one IP, unless there really are broomsticks that fly. Then I shall go play Quidditch and kill someone.